The Kiwi Bloke's Pages

Welcome to Bloke-Haven

It's not fashionable any more, and ain't politically correct, but who gives a six-pack of Light Lager. Welcome to the Kiwi-Blokes page, a page to celebrate the good things about owning a rusty ute, a slab of Lion Red and your own set of clippers.

REAL Kiwi Blokes are being marginalised left, left and centre these days, and it's time that this part of Kiwi culture was saved, or at least preserved, for future generations to look back on (and think how bloody good it used to be, before the greasy SNAGs came along.)

Beware of imitations! REAL Kiwi Blokes can be determined in several specific ways, and it pays to be cautious of pretenders to the art...

The opinions expressed by the author in these pages are unlikely to be those of my employers, friends, families (or even myself on odd occasions). They are intended to be humourous, however, there's always one or two whiners who'll spoil it for normal people.