A bit more of the Bastard (Chaps 5-8)*
Still more of the Bastard (Chaps 9-13)*
The Bastard System Manager from Hell (Chaps 1 & 2)*
TheBastard is Back (Chaps 14 & 15)*
The Bastard in Britain (Chaps 1 & 2)
The Bastard REALLY is Back (Misc)
The Bastard Prehistory
The most recent Bastard FAQ Update (Mar 2001)
Home of BOFH 2Ks + BOFH Merchandise!
The 1995 Vintage, Part One
The 1995 Vintage, Part Two
The 1996 Vintage, Part One
The 1996 Vintage, Part Two
The 1996 Vintage, Part Three
The 1996 Vintage, Part Four
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part One
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part Two
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part Three
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part Four
The 1998 Star Trek Enhanced Compilation, Part One
The 1998 Star Trek Enhanced Compilation, Part Two
The 1998 Star Trek Rave Free compilation, Part Three
The 1999 Series, Part One!
The 1999 Series, Part Two!
The long awaited Excuse Board!!!
An exceptionally short glossary of terms
Translations
Don't speak the Queen's own English? Why not try google to find translations? There's a few out there!
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All other rights, Copyright, Moral Right, the Right to remain silent, etc,are owned by me, Simon Travaglia, simon "at" waikato.ac.nz