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Glossary of Terms
ADVENTURE MODE
The mode you're in when you have to type repeated, syntax-pedantic commands
DUMMY MODE
The mode that users change into when confronted with technical detail which they can't process.
DUMMY MODE ON = BRAIN OFF, FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WITHOUT QUESTION
IUF
Incompetant User Failure, the cause of the majority of problems
PFY
Pimply Faced Youth. The keen newbie type who often forgets to wash, change his clothes regularly, etc.
STACK MODE BRAIN
(see Stack Mode Explained for more info)
A brain that can only handle a small amount of technical info before redirecting input to /dev/null.
Similar to Dummy Mode
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